Scott ([info]scott_lynch) wrote,
@ 2005-07-23 05:49:00
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L'Affaire Potter
Jen brought home a copy of Half-Blood Prince, got some way into it, and then fell under the sway of an allergy attack. While I wasn't one to desert my post in bed beside her, her Benadryl-induced incapacity left me with an opportunity to steal the Precious for myself. I'm just past page 105 and I'm really liking it. It's tighter, darker, and frankly better-written than the last two, typos aside.

Parts of Livejournal have been snowed under by a blizzard of craziness concerning the events of this book; namely, the ranting and raving of those who feel that Rowling "insulted them" by canonizing some character relationships in favor of others. I find it a bit odd that people who've been stretching their imaginations like molten taffy for years to produce non-canonical fanfic and imaginary character encounters could break down so acutely in the face of a minor obstacle like the author's intentions; seriously, folks. Enterprise didn't ruin Star Trek for me, because in my little mental universe Enterprise never existed. Neither did Voyager. Or any movie after 1991. Y'see? Imagination!

And yet the noise continues... people are organizing letter-writing campaigns, and at least one group is trying to organize a "mail your dust jacket back to J.K. Rowling" campaign (Ha... please... J.K. Rowling lives in a levitating magic castle off the Scottish coast, guarded by minefields and trained sharks with friggin' laser beams. Scholastic Books has a secret underground village, population 7,500, that answers her mail for her.), operating under the theory that J.K.R. has failed to "listen to her true fans," who of course know better than she does where Harry should stick his wand.














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[info]hominysnark
2005-07-23 10:52 am UTC (link)
Dude, it's so not cool to make me snort frappuccino at this unseemly hour.

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[info]aristri
2005-07-23 11:11 am UTC (link)
Oh dear god.

That may be the funniest thing i've ever seen.

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[info]rachelhduncan
2005-07-23 11:35 am UTC (link)
Wunderbar!

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[info]ccfinlay
2005-07-23 12:35 pm UTC (link)
Brilliant! Totally brilliant.

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[info]jaylake
2005-07-23 12:58 pm UTC (link)
Good lord...

BTW, I like(d) HP6 a lot less than the other recent ones. But my copy was bound upside down, so maybe the words got rearranged.

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[info]joyous_trouble
2005-07-24 02:08 pm UTC (link)
When you say upside down.. do you mean that they stuck the cover on so that you had to read it from the 'back'? Or that you had to flip the book over?

They'd prolly give you a new one anyhow if you took it back. Unless you like it like that. I hear tons of people are selling the misprints/oddballs on ebay.

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(no subject) - [info]jaylake, 2005-07-24 02:19 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]joyous_trouble, 2005-07-24 02:22 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]squee1123, 2005-07-25 05:03 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]joyous_trouble, 2005-07-25 05:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]timeispassing, 2005-07-26 05:27 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]littlegirl_l0st, 2005-07-24 09:41 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]joyous_trouble, 2005-07-25 03:28 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]count_01, 2005-07-29 03:53 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]arborwin, 2005-07-28 03:13 pm UTC

[info]pandarus
2005-07-23 01:13 pm UTC (link)
Bwah! Fabulous. Bravo!

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[info]mrsronweasley
2005-07-24 01:39 am UTC (link)
Sorry, had to say - LOVE the icon.

And, yeah, hysterical. Too funny. I especially enjoyed the satellite with Avada Kedavra...

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[info]soundingsea
2005-07-23 01:42 pm UTC (link)
Hee. So much for the crazed shippers. And I'd like to introduce them to my fandom, where a little thing like being dead before the start of the series doesn't stop people from shipping a particular girl with all and sundry. Sheesh. Like you said, it's called imagination!

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[info]pandarus
2005-07-23 04:14 pm UTC (link)
'kay, colour me curious - which fandom and who?

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(no subject) - [info]soundingsea, 2005-07-23 04:37 pm UTC
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(no subject) - (Anonymous), 2005-07-27 06:49 pm UTC
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[info]ceelee
2005-07-23 02:19 pm UTC (link)
I am going to print this and hang it on my wall.

It made me happy.

Cheers,
Claudia

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[info]nick_kaufmann
2005-07-23 02:31 pm UTC (link)
Every feeling needs to be summed up with Photoshop now. You have set a high standard!

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[info]loupnoir
2005-07-23 03:03 pm UTC (link)
Thank you. You've started my day with spewed coffee and a huge laugh.

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[info]nycshelly
2005-07-23 03:09 pm UTC (link)
As someone who has not (yet) read HP (I'm saving them for my retirement in 6 or 7 years), I must commend you on your sensible tho humorous post. When fans get bent out of shape because they don't like what the creator has done with the creator's own universe, a universe that owes it's existence to the creator's whims, well, something is seriously amiss in fandom. You said the magic word: imagination. It's where fan fic started in the first place.

BTW, Enterprise didn't ruin Trek for me, either. In my mind, it didn't exist. And over on Highlander, Duncan never killed Richie, and....

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[info]silverlightstar
2005-07-23 06:49 pm UTC (link)
BTW, Enterprise didn't ruin Trek for me, either. In my mind, it didn't exist. And over on Highlander, Duncan never killed Richie, and....

I fully agree with that. Thank you for saying it!

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(no subject) - [info]nycshelly, 2005-07-23 08:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]timeispassing, 2005-07-26 05:29 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]silverlightstar, 2005-07-26 12:24 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]davidkevin, 2005-07-24 08:30 am UTC

[info]sienamystic
2005-07-23 03:19 pm UTC (link)
Oh god, I just woke up and I'm laughing like a loon and...ow. Ow ow ow. Am linking to this so other people can share.

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[info]mmerriam
2005-07-23 03:26 pm UTC (link)
Thanks for the smart, funny post. It was a great way to start my day.

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[info]parageek
2005-07-23 03:26 pm UTC (link)
0wn3d!!!!

Yeah, the 'shippers are lucky Rowling isn't really an evil genius with an elaborate underground lair and a bunch of killsats and shit, or they'd be looking at a scenario much like the one you 'shopped together.

Thanks for providing a fucking hilarious start to my Saturday!

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[info]rosa_mundi
2005-07-23 03:48 pm UTC (link)
Oh thank you. You win.

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[info]tristan_bardoi
2005-07-23 04:07 pm UTC (link)
I laughed all the way through, but I really lost it with "All shall love me and despair."

Hilarity.

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[info]4492
2005-07-23 04:25 pm UTC (link)
Oh thank god. Thought that was just me!

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(no subject) - [info]jenbooks, 2005-07-24 03:39 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gwyddfid, 2005-07-23 04:28 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]reddazey, 2005-07-31 02:41 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]arokka, 2005-07-31 05:10 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]wyrdsatyr, 2005-08-01 04:36 am UTC

[info]eeknight
2005-07-23 04:20 pm UTC (link)
Verily!

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[info]b3zsgirl
2005-07-23 04:24 pm UTC (link)
Those pics are a scream. Plus what kind of person thinks they should dictate what someone puts in a work of published fiction. I have one thing to say to them. Come up with your own characters and get it published...oh wait, you can't, so did it ever occur to you that the reason you can't is because you have no concept of plot construction, character development, or god forbid dramatic tension. Or is that two things...I digress.

Plus it is obvious that Ron and Hermione were going to end up together from the get go, and the Ginny thing came up the moment he saved her. Lord, are these people reading the same books?

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[info]azurelunatic
2005-07-23 10:11 pm UTC (link)
It was relatively obvious they had some sort of thing for each other, but if they were real people, I don't think they'd be happy together after the "Let's fuck like bunnies teenagers!" thing wears off.

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[info]mechaieh
2005-07-23 04:25 pm UTC (link)
Oh my. Word!

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[info]gwyddfid
2005-07-23 04:27 pm UTC (link)
That is the FUNNIEST thing, I've ever seen. Oh my god, is there some way I can print this out and have it framed?

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[info]stormwind
2005-07-23 04:34 pm UTC (link)
I don't even read HP, and that's probably the funniest thing I've ever seen.

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[info]matociquala
2005-07-23 04:36 pm UTC (link)
I want a floating castle off the scottish coast.

That is all.

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[info]admiralmemo
2005-07-31 09:07 pm UTC (link)
Doesn't everyone?

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[info]beoweasel
2005-07-23 04:49 pm UTC (link)
Anyone who speaks in all caps like that, must be destroyed before they find someway to breed...

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[info]lcrymlgy
2005-07-24 04:17 am UTC (link)
I cant avoid to see that that's a quite ironic thing to say for someone who has Death of Rats (for inculturated people, he SQUEAKS in all caps) for an avatar.

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[info]ms_fashtali
2005-07-23 05:02 pm UTC (link)
Genius.

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[info]wintersweet
2005-07-23 05:07 pm UTC (link)
Very nice!

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